a comment on the youth of 2008

little mr. big man

walking around

starbucks in hand.

when i was your age

you had to reach a certain...stage

of maturity to drink that stuff.

see, caffeine is a personal choice,

one that only an adult should make,

because you have to live with the

consequences.

these days nothing is sacred at all

not coffee, not cell phones, and I wish we could draw

the line here--

but not even sex.